January 2010
December 2009
I'm a free bitch baby
wearelost:
justanotherprettylie:
jessica & i's insiders. :D
IS THAT A SPIDER?
IT SOUNDED LIKE YOU WERE COUGHING UP THE SAHAIRA DESERT!
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT, IT SOUNDED LIKE YOU WERE SNEEZING UP THE SAHARA RIVER, OH WAIT, WHY WOULD THERE BE A RIVER THERE, IT’S A DESERT.
SHE IMED ME AND I CLICKED AND IT DIDN’T OPEN CAUSE IT FAILED.
WHAT WAS THE OTHER SONG? I SNEEZED IN GEORGIA?
coltonjayce:
coltonxjayce (2:54:48 PM): i need a subject change QTRYL3ZZZ (2:55:04 PM): my guinea pig is yelling at me coltonxjayce (2:55:19 PM): that things still alive? QTRYL3ZZZ (2:55:40 PM): YES CAUSE IMA GOOD OWNER! QTRYL3ZZZ (2:56:02 PM): cept :| i almost ripped his little bratty guinea pig head off yesterday coltonxjayce (2:56:30 PM): yeah, see what you mean. best owner ever.
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13495.) I told you we should just be friends. Now...
whoaxtayyy:
(via blogsecret)
seriously askjeeves?!
“How to get rid of headache fast? Eat some hair from your eldest family members head, the bacteria growing in the long dead cells provides a form of a lesser opiate, similar to Tylenol XL strength, which is just a fancy term for a bunch of small critters that eat the clots …”
WTF?!?!
13892.) I hate the fact that I might of almost...
alexismabbitt:
(via blogsecret)
yeah
i’m just gonna crawl under the covers
& cry my eyes out. kbye dgfhhgfhgt
13904.) i hate how i didn't see you for almost 5...
(via blogsecret)
i love how everyone's ignoring me
hello? am i invisible?!
wow
i love how no one replies to my texts. :|
dfodiogjdfiojgh thanks guys!
13893.) I'm really insecure.
dearkendra:
(via blogsecret)
blah.
i keep feeling like i’m gonna be stood up.
i hate this paranoid feeling i always have. :|
You’re falling, who’s crashing now?
– (via swallowyourmisery)
i used to be lovestruck, now i'm just fucked up
alexismabbitt:
pull up my sleeves and see the pattern of my cuts.